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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. Your patience is appreciated.
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