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I am away from routine communication for a short period. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. Any request involving alignment, sign-off, or strategic visibility can hold. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. For time-sensitive work, reach out to the broader team mailbox. Thanks for your flexibility.
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