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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am offline while my body negotiates a better arrangement. Feedback loops, revisions, and moodboards may continue to spiral without me for a bit. I will get back to you once I return and can review this properly. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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