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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Creative panic is not automatically productive just because it is loud. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Your patience is appreciated.
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