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Thank you for your message. I am currently focused on family leave and aggressively inconsistent sleep. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. If this is urgent, please send one concise follow-up instead of five escalating poems. I appreciate your patience.
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