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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. Event logistics, service hiccups, and inventory nerves can be triaged locally first. I will review this once I have returned. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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