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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am away reclaiming the last scraps of my executive function. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. I appreciate your patience while responses are delayed. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Thank you for your consideration.
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