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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. Responses will resume after my return. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Thank you for your consideration.
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