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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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