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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am away for caregiving duties that do not accept calendar invites. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. I will return to this message after my absence ends. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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