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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. If this involves a table, a room, or a complaint, start with the current supervisor. I appreciate your patience while responses are delayed. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Thank you for your consideration.
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