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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. I plan to follow up when I am back online. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. Many thanks for your patience.
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