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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. Routine corporate theater is expected to continue in my absence. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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