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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am attending a conference and being professionally over-scheduled. Art direction will survive a short pause without becoming a hostage situation. A reply will follow when normal operations resume. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Your patience is appreciated.
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