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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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