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This message confirms my absence and your continued access to patience. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. For immediate assistance, speak with the shift supervisor. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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