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This message confirms my absence and your continued access to patience. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. The matrix will continue to matrix while I am gone. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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