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I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. Please assume all non-emergency alignment can survive my absence. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. If something is genuinely urgent, please reach out to your usual internal contact. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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