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This message confirms my absence and your continued access to patience. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Please assume all non-emergency alignment can survive my absence. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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