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This message confirms my absence and your continued access to patience. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. Any request involving alignment, sign-off, or strategic visibility can hold. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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