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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Notes, comps, and big feelings can queue in an orderly little pile. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. If the timeline is actually collapsing, please reach out to production. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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