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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. Creative panic is not automatically productive just because it is loud. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. If the timeline is actually collapsing, please reach out to production. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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