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This autoresponder confirms I have escaped my desk with confidence. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. If this involves a table, a room, or a complaint, start with the current supervisor. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. If this cannot wait, the on-shift manager is your best bet. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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