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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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