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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Please assume all non-emergency alignment can survive my absence. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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