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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am currently absent and choosing not to over-explain it. Please reserve escalations for situations involving real downtime or executive panic. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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