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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am out of office for reasons that are boring but fully valid. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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