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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. If the server is merely weird, not broken, let it marinate. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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