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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am offline while my body negotiates a better arrangement. Any issue marked critical should be critical in a way that could survive screenshots. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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