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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. Cross-functional anxiety should be routed through someone with more availability. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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