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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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