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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am away from my desk handling matters that dislike specificity. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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