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This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. The venue remains open even if I am not currently sprinting through it. A reply will follow when normal operations resume. If this cannot wait, the on-shift manager is your best bet. I appreciate your understanding during this delay.
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