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This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am out of office for standard logistical nonsense. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. I appreciate your patience while responses are delayed. If this cannot wait, the on-shift manager is your best bet. Thank you for understanding.
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