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This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am currently out and operating on delayed responses for ordinary reasons. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. If this cannot wait, the on-shift manager is your best bet. I appreciate your patience.
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