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This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual crises before being escalated. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. Immediate project needs should be routed to the active creative lead. Thanks for your flexibility.
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