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This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Creative panic is not automatically productive just because it is loud. A reply will follow when normal operations resume. Immediate project needs should be routed to the active creative lead. I appreciate your understanding during this delay.
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