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This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. I plan to follow up when I am back online. Immediate concerns should be sent in a single clear message and not a flurry. Thanks for your flexibility.
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