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This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. I will review this once I have returned. Immediate concerns should be sent in a single clear message and not a flurry. Thank you for accommodating the delay.
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