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This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention. Responses will resume after my return. Anything urgent belongs with the on-call rotation, not my vacation conscience. Thank you for understanding.
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