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Thank you for your message. I am currently out and operating on delayed responses for ordinary reasons. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. For anything urgent, contact the duty manager or supervisor on shift. Thanks for your flexibility.
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