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This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. Operational chaos is expected; personalized chaos management is delayed. I plan to follow up when I am back online. If this cannot wait, the on-shift manager is your best bet. Thanks for your flexibility.
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