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This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am out to address burnout before sarcasm becomes a medical event. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. I will review this once I have returned. If this cannot wait, the on-shift manager is your best bet. Thank you for accommodating the delay.
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