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This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am at a conference collecting badges, lanyards, and secondhand jargon. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. For immediate needs, escalate through the normal chain before inventing a new one. Thanks for your flexibility.
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