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This inbox is haunted and I am not here to help. I am taking vacation seriously enough to avoid real-time responses. If this involves a table, a room, or a complaint, start with the current supervisor. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. Immediate guest issues should go straight to the floor lead. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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