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This inbox is haunted and I am not here to help. I am taking time to recover from burnout and rebuild whatever remains of my bandwidth. Bookings, shifts, and customer theatrics will continue without my live commentary. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. Immediate guest issues should go straight to the floor lead. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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