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This inbox is haunted and I am not here to help. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. The venue remains open even if I am not currently sprinting through it. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. Immediate guest issues should go straight to the floor lead. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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