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This inbox is haunted and I am not here to help. I am taking recovery time instead of pretending a calendar block fixes everything. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. Immediate guest issues should go straight to the floor lead. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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