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This inbox is haunted and I am not here to help. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. Event logistics, service hiccups, and inventory nerves can be triaged locally first. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. Immediate guest issues should go straight to the floor lead. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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