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This inbox is haunted and I am not here to help. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. Immediate guest issues should go straight to the floor lead. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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